First conditional for threats and promises

Listen to the audio and complete the sentences. This tells the story of an English student who asks an Italian man if he can borrow his newspaper. The Italian man refuses. Here is the reason why he will not allow the student to borrow his newspaper!*warning - language of threats and violence. If I lend you my newspaper, we’ll start talking.If we start talking, we´ll become friends.If we become friends, I´ll invite you to my house in Venice.If I invite you to my house in Venice, you’ll meet my beautiful daughter.If you meet Nicoletta, you'll fall in love with her.If you fall in love with her, you’ll run away together.If you run away, I’ll find you.If I find you, I’ll kill you So that’s why, I won’t lend you my newspaper. Play the song and complete the lyrics. Count on me - Bruno Mars If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the seaI'll sail the world to find youIf you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't seeI'll be the light to guide youFind out what we're made ofWhen we are called to help our friends in need You can count on me like one, two, threeI'll be thereAnd I know when I need itI can count on you like four, three, twoYou'll be there'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do If you tossing and you turning and you just can't fall asleepI'll sing a song beside youAnd if you ever forget how much you really mean to meEveryday I will remind youFind out what we're made ofWhen we are called to help our friends in need[CHORUS]You'll always have my shoulder when you cryI'll never let go, never say good bye[CHORUS]